Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th June 2014

Dilbert//9190, first published twelve years ago on Friday 13th June 2014

Tags

chocolate, dark chocolate, think better, scientific sense, magical thinking

Official transcript

Boss: Here's some dark chocolate. Studies show it makes you think better. Dilbert: Why are you suddenly doing things that make scientific sense, instead of your usual magical thinking? Boss: I just ate three pounds of dark chocolate. Dilbert: Wow. It works fast.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S SOME DARK CHOCOLATE. STUDIES SHOW IT MAKES YOU THINK BETTER.

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY DOING THINGS THAT MAKE SCIENTIFIC SENSE, INSTEAD OF YOUR USUAL MAGICAL THINKING?

I JUST ATE THREE POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE.

WOW. IT WORKS FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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