Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th June 2014

Dilbert//9191, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 14th June 2014

Tags

chocolate, obliviousness, dark chocolate, brain works better, magical thinking, fad chasing, eating, three pounds

Official transcript

Boss: I ate three pounds of dark chocolate and it made my brain work better. Now I realize that everything I've done in my career up to this point has been magical thinking and fad-chasing. What should I do? Catbert: Stop eating chocolate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ATE THREE POUNDS OF DARK CHOCOLATE AND IT MADE MY BRAIN WORK BETTER.

NOW I REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE IN MY CAREER UP TO THIS POINT HAS BEEN MAGICAL THINKING AND FAD-CHASING.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

STOP EATING CHOCOLATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Chocolate Addiction"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, as he recounts his experience with dark chocolate. Initially, he consumes three pounds of dark chocolate, which enhances his brain function. However, he becomes addicted and continues to eat chocolate excessively, leading to a decline in his magical thinking and fad-chasing abilities. The comic strip concludes with Dilbert realizing the negative impact of his chocolate addiction and deciding to stop eating it.

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