Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th June 2014

Dilbert//9191, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 14th June 2014

Tags

chocolate, obliviousness, dark chocolate, brain works better, magical thinking, fad chasing, eating, three pounds

Official transcript

Boss: I ate three pounds of dark chocolate and it made my brain work better. Now I realize that everything I've done in my career up to this point has been magical thinking and fad-chasing. What should I do? Catbert: Stop eating chocolate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ATE THREE POUNDS OF DARK CHOCOLATE AND IT MADE MY BRAIN WORK BETTER.

NOW I REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE IN MY CAREER UP TO THIS POINT HAS BEEN MAGICAL THINKING AND FAD-CHASING.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

STOP EATING CHOCOLATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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