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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th June 2014

Dilbert//9193, first published twelve years ago on Monday 16th June 2014


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efficiency experts, wide transformation, compettetive, solutions, pay the most, consultants, recommendations


Official transcript

Boss: Our consultant has recommended a company-wide transformation to make us more competitive. Dilbert: Is it a coincidence that consultants always recommend solutions that pay their firms the most? Boss: How would I know? Dogbert: I'll look into that for you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CONSULTANT HAS RECOMMENDED A COMPANY-WIDE TRANSFORMATION TO MAKE US MORE COMPETITIVE.

IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT CONSULTANTS ALWAYS RECOMMEND SOLUTIONS THAT PAY THEIR FIRMS THE MOST?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

I'LL LOOK INTO THAT FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Consultant's Recommendation"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a consultant and a company's management team. The consultant recommends a company-wide transformation to make the company more competitive, but the manager is skeptical, asking if this is a coincidence that consultants always recommend solutions that pay their firms the most. The consultant responds by saying he'll look into it for them, implying that the recommendation may be motivated by self-interest rather than a genuine desire to improve the company's competitiveness.

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