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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th June 2014

Dilbert//9194, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 17th June 2014


Tags

obstinacy, resistant to change, reports, terrible ideas, confusing


Official transcript

Boss: I'm getting reports again that you're resistant to change. Dilbert: I only resist terrible ideas but I can see how that would confuse you. Boss: Whatever you're doing, cut it out. Dilbert: Should I stop being rational in general or only i this one way?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M GETTING REPORTS AGAIN THAT YOU'RE RESISTANT TO CHANGE.

I ONLY RESIST TERRIBLE IDEAS BUT I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD CONFUSE YOU.

WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, CUT IT OUT.

SHOULD I STOP BEING RATIONAL IN GENERAL OR ONLY IN THIS ONE WAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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