Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th June 2014
Dilbert//9197, first published twelve years ago on Friday 20th June 2014
Tags
gadgets, beat up, strangers, new glasses, with camera, less creepy, defenseless, user error, photoshopped, head on donkey
Official transcript
Dilbert: Strangers keep beating me up for wearing our new glasses product with a camera. Boss: Have you tried acting less creepy and defenseless? Dilbert: No. Boss; Sounds like user error. Dilbert: I just Photoshopped your head on a donkey.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
STRANGERS KEEP BEATING ME UP FOR WEARING OUR NEW GLASSES PRODUCT WITH A CAMERA.
HAVE YOU TRIED ACTING LESS CREEPY AND DEFENSELESS?
NO.
SOUNDS LIKE USER ERROR.
I JUST PHOTO - SHOPPED YOUR HEAD ON A DONKEY.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Strangers Keep Beating Me Up for Wearing Our New Glasses Product with a Camera"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, wearing a pair of glasses with a camera built into them. The glasses are designed to capture images of strangers who keep beating him up for wearing them. In the first panel, Dilbert is shown wearing the glasses and holding a camera, with a caption that reads: "Strangers keep beating me up for wearing our new glasses product with a camera."
In the second panel, Dilbert is shown being approached by a stranger who asks if he has tried acting less creepy and defenseless. Dilbert responds with a "no," and the stranger suggests that he might want to consider it.
In the third panel, Dilbert is shown wearing a white lab coat and holding a clipboard, with a caption that reads: "Have you tried acting less creepy and defenseless?" The stranger from the previous panel is shown in the background, looking on in confusion.
In the fourth panel, Dilbert is shown wearing the glasses again, but this time with a caption that reads: "Sounds like user error." The stranger from the previous panel is shown in the background, looking on in confusion.
Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of wearing technology that can capture images of strangers, and the potential consequences of doing so. It also highlights the importance of considering the potential impact of new technology on our daily lives.
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