Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th June 2014

Dilbert//9197, first published twelve years ago on Friday 20th June 2014

Tags

gadgets, beat up, strangers, new glasses, with camera, less creepy, defenseless, user error, photoshopped, head on donkey

Official transcript

Dilbert: Strangers keep beating me up for wearing our new glasses product with a camera. Boss: Have you tried acting less creepy and defenseless? Dilbert: No. Boss; Sounds like user error. Dilbert: I just Photoshopped your head on a donkey.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STRANGERS KEEP BEATING ME UP FOR WEARING OUR NEW GLASSES PRODUCT WITH A CAMERA.

HAVE YOU TRIED ACTING LESS CREEPY AND DEFENSELESS?

NO.

SOUNDS LIKE USER ERROR.

I JUST PHOTO - SHOPPED YOUR HEAD ON A DONKEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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