Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th June 2014

Dilbert//9196, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 19th June 2014

Tags

lying, non disclosure agreement, disbelief, wrong person, mighty judgy, so many secrets

Official transcript

Man: I need you to sign a non-disclosure agreement before we start. Wally: We don't need that because no one believes a word I say anyway. Man: Maybe I'm meeting with the wrong person. Wally: You're mighty judgy for a guy with so many secrets.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT BEFORE WE START.

WE DON'T NEED THAT BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES A WORD I SAY ANYWAY.

MAYBE I'M MEETING WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU'RE MIGHTY JUDGY FOR A GUY WITH SO MANY SECRETS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Non-Disclosure Agreement"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between two characters, Dilbert and his boss. The scene unfolds in a meeting room, where Dilbert's boss requests him to sign a non-disclosure agreement before they begin their discussion. Dilbert expresses his reluctance, citing that no one believes a word he says anyway. His boss responds by suggesting they meet with the wrong person, implying that Dilbert's words are not to be trusted. The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of signing non-disclosure agreements, highlighting the absurdity of trying to keep secrets in a workplace setting.

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