Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th June 2014

Dilbert//9196, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 19th June 2014

Tags

lying, non disclosure agreement, disbelief, wrong person, mighty judgy, so many secrets

Official transcript

Man: I need you to sign a non-disclosure agreement before we start. Wally: We don't need that because no one believes a word I say anyway. Man: Maybe I'm meeting with the wrong person. Wally: You're mighty judgy for a guy with so many secrets.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT BEFORE WE START.

WE DON'T NEED THAT BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES A WORD I SAY ANYWAY.

MAYBE I'M MEETING WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU'RE MIGHTY JUDGY FOR A GUY WITH SO MANY SECRETS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.