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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd June 2014

Dilbert//9200, first published twelve years ago on Monday 23rd June 2014


Tags

career, success, who you know, know losers, promising career, holding me back


Official transcript

Wally: Success depends on who you know. I only know losers such as you, so thanks for nothing. Dilbert; I'm sorry I ruined your promising career. Wally: You're holding me back.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SUCCESS DEPENDS ON WHO YOU KNOW.

I ONLY KNOW LOSERS SUCH AS YOU, SO THANKS FOR NOTHING.

I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR PROMISING CAREER.

YOU'RE HOLDING .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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