Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd June 2014

Dilbert//9200, first published twelve years ago on Monday 23rd June 2014

Tags

career, success, who you know, know losers, promising career, holding me back

Official transcript

Wally: Success depends on who you know. I only know losers such as you, so thanks for nothing. Dilbert; I'm sorry I ruined your promising career. Wally: You're holding me back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SUCCESS DEPENDS ON WHO YOU KNOW.

I ONLY KNOW LOSERS SUCH AS YOU, SO THANKS FOR NOTHING.

I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR PROMISING CAREER.

YOU'RE HOLDING .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Success Depends on Who You Know"

Summary:

• A man congratulates another on his success, implying that it is due to their mutual acquaintance.
• The recipient responds by expressing gratitude and acknowledging that he only knows losers, implying that he is not successful.
• The congratulator then reveals that he ruined the recipient's promising career, taking responsibility for his downfall.
• The recipient responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that he is holding the congratulator back from achieving success.

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