Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th June 2014

Dilbert//9204, first published twelve years ago on Friday 27th June 2014

Tags

laziness, work ethic, slacker, entire career, listen to podcasts, drink coffe, surf internet, multi slacking

Official transcript

Wally: I've been a slacker my entire career, but now I want more out of life. My plan is to listen to podcasts while I drink coffee and search the Internet for fun. Dilbert: Multi-slacking? Wally: Wish me luck.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN A SLACKER MY ENTIRE CAREER, BUT NOW I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE.

MY PLAN IS TO LISTEN TO PODCASTS WHILE I DRINK COFFEE AND SURF THE INTERNET FOR FUN MULTI- SLACKING?

WISH ME LUCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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