Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th June 2014

Dilbert//9205, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 28th June 2014

Tags

wounds & injuries, work related injury, year off, with pay, drinking coffee, listening to podcast, personal, butt hurts, kill, murder, surfing internet

Official transcript

Wally: I have a work-related injury, so I need a year off with pay. Catbert: What happened? Wally: I was drinking coffee and listening to a podcast while surfing the Internet for personal reasons. Now my buttocks hurt. Catbert: I think I'm within my rights to kill you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A WORK - RELATED INJURY, SO I NEED A YEAR OFF WITH PAY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS DRINKING COFFEE AND LISTENING TO A PODCAST WHILE SURFING THE INTERNET FOR PERSONAL REASONS.

NOW MY BUTTOCKS HURT.

I THINK IM WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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