Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th June 2014

Dilbert//9205, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 28th June 2014

Tags

wounds & injuries, work related injury, year off, with pay, drinking coffee, listening to podcast, personal, butt hurts, kill, murder, surfing internet

Official transcript

Wally: I have a work-related injury, so I need a year off with pay. Catbert: What happened? Wally: I was drinking coffee and listening to a podcast while surfing the Internet for personal reasons. Now my buttocks hurt. Catbert: I think I'm within my rights to kill you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A WORK - RELATED INJURY, SO I NEED A YEAR OFF WITH PAY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS DRINKING COFFEE AND LISTENING TO A PODCAST WHILE SURFING THE INTERNET FOR PERSONAL REASONS.

NOW MY BUTTOCKS HURT.

I THINK IM WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Work-Related Injury"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of a man who has suffered a work-related injury. He is forced to take a year off with pay, which he spends drinking coffee, listening to podcasts, and surfing the internet for personal reasons. However, his newfound leisure time takes a dark turn when he begins to think he is within his rights to kill his coworkers. The strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may become desensitized to violence or take advantage of situations that allow them to indulge in their darker impulses.

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