Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd July 2014

Dilbert//9209, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 2nd July 2014

Tags

managers & supervisors, obliviousness, son to work, advice, age, idiots, career decisions, expecting, unforeseen problems, business

Official transcript

Carol: I brought my son to work. Do you have any career advice for him? Dilbert: All boys your age are idiots. If you make any career decisions today, your life will forever be determined by an idiot. Boss: Are we expecting any unforeseen problems today? Dilbert: But you get used to it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BROUGHT MY SON TO WORK. DO YOU HAVE ANY CAREER ADVICE FOR HIM?

ALL BOYS YOUR AGE ARE IDIOTS. IF YOU MAKE ANY CAREER DECISIONS TODAY, YOUR LIFE WILL FOREVER BE DETERMINED BY AN IDIOT.

ARE WE EXPECTING ANY UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS TODAY?

BUT YOU GET USED TO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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