Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st July 2014

Dilbert//9208, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 1st July 2014

Tags

efficiency experts, advice, consultatn, cms, same advice, pay to leave

Official transcript

Boss: On the advice of our consultant, we're going to rewrite the CMS from scratch. Alice: How much did you pay the consultant for the same advice your employees gave you for free? Boss: I don't pay consultants for advice. I pay them to leave.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ON THE ADVICE OF OUR CONSULTANT, WE'RE GOING TO REWRITE THE CMS FROM SCRATCH.

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THE CONSULTANT FOR THE SAME ADVICE YOUR EMPLOYEES GAVE YOU FOR FREE?

I DON T PAY CONSULTANTS FOR ADVICE.

I PAY THEM TO LEAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CMS from Scratch"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee and a consultant. The employee asks how much they paid the consultant for advice, to which the consultant responds that they didn't pay them anything because the employees gave them free advice. The consultant then asks the employee to leave, as they don't pay consultants for advice.

Key Points:

• The employee is confused about the payment for the consultant's advice.
• The consultant reveals that the employees gave them free advice.
• The consultant asks the employee to leave due to the lack of payment for advice.

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