Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st July 2014

Dilbert//9208, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 1st July 2014

Tags

efficiency experts, advice, consultatn, cms, same advice, pay to leave

Official transcript

Boss: On the advice of our consultant, we're going to rewrite the CMS from scratch. Alice: How much did you pay the consultant for the same advice your employees gave you for free? Boss: I don't pay consultants for advice. I pay them to leave.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ON THE ADVICE OF OUR CONSULTANT, WE'RE GOING TO REWRITE THE CMS FROM SCRATCH.

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THE CONSULTANT FOR THE SAME ADVICE YOUR EMPLOYEES GAVE YOU FOR FREE?

I DON T PAY CONSULTANTS FOR ADVICE.

I PAY THEM TO LEAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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