Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th July 2014

Dilbert//9211, first published twelve years ago on Friday 4th July 2014

Tags

obliviousness, artificial intelligence, as smart, lunchtime, fast worker

Official transcript

Boss: I want you to create artificial intelligence that is as smart as me. Dilbert: Okay. I should have that by lunchtime. Boss: Because you're a fast worker? Dilbert: Sure.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT IS AS SMART AS ME.

OKAY. I SHOULD HAVE THAT BY LUNCHTIME.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAST WORKER?

SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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