Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th July 2014

Dilbert//9212, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 5th July 2014

Tags

inventions, artificial intelligence, software, phb test, hide, html5, talking, engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert: My artificial intelligence software passes the PHB test. That means I can hide it behind a curtain and people won't know if they're talking to a computer or a pointy-haired boss. Computer, what is HTML5? Computer: Beats me. Boss: I was going to say that!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SOFTWARE PASSES THE PHB TEST.

THAT MEANS I CAN HIDE IT BEHIND A CURTAIN AND PEOPLE WON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE TALKING TO A COMPUTER OR A POINTY-HAIRED BOSS.

COMPUTER, WHAT IS HTML5?

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

BEATS .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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