Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th July 2014

Dilbert//9215, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 8th July 2014

Tags

frustration, mental health, work ethic, bad attitude, 70 hr. wk.week, hire insane, whistle, happy tune

Official transcript

Boss: You have a bad attitude lately. Alice: You made me work 70 hours this week. If you want people who work for free and are happy about it, hire the insane. Boss: I tried that, but I got the wrong kind. Alice: I'll whistle a happy tune if you go away.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE LATELY.

YOU MADE ME WORK 70 HOURS THIS WEEK.

IF YOU WANT PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR FREE AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT, HIRE THE INSANE.

I TRIED BUA T GOT THE WRONG KIND.

I'LL WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE IF YOU GO AWAY.

WEET

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hiring the Wrong Kind"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman in an office setting. The man expresses frustration with his current job, stating he has a bad attitude and made him work 70 hours this week. The woman responds by offering him a job, but with a twist: she wants people who work for free and are happy about it, hire the insane. The man is hesitant but eventually agrees, only to be told that she got the wrong kind of person. The woman then whistles a happy tune, indicating that she is not interested in hiring someone who is unhappy or uncooperative. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of hiring someone who is willing to work for free, but may not be the best fit for the job.

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