Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th July 2014

Dilbert//9215, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 8th July 2014

Tags

frustration, mental health, work ethic, bad attitude, 70 hr. wk.week, hire insane, whistle, happy tune

Official transcript

Boss: You have a bad attitude lately. Alice: You made me work 70 hours this week. If you want people who work for free and are happy about it, hire the insane. Boss: I tried that, but I got the wrong kind. Alice: I'll whistle a happy tune if you go away.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE LATELY.

YOU MADE ME WORK 70 HOURS THIS WEEK.

IF YOU WANT PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR FREE AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT, HIRE THE INSANE.

I TRIED BUA T GOT THE WRONG KIND.

I'LL WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE IF YOU GO AWAY.

WEET

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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