Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th July 2014

Dilbert//9214, first published twelve years ago on Monday 7th July 2014

Tags

computers & peripherals, frustration, inventions, no sense, standard turing test, upset, company strategy

Official transcript

Dilbert: My software can't pass a standard Turing test yet, but it does pass the pointy-haired boss test. Computer, I have a question about our company strategy. Computer: Try working smarter. Dilbert: That doesn't even make sense! CEO: I wasn't prepared to like it, but you won me over.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SOFTWARE CAN'T PASS A STANDARD TURING TEST YET, BUT IT DOES PASS THE POINTY-HAIRED BOSS TEST.

COMPUTER, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT OUR COMPANY STRATEGY.

TRY WORKING SMARTER.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

I WASN'T PREPARED TO LIKE IT, BUT YOU WON ME OVER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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