Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th July 2014

Dilbert//9217, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 10th July 2014

Tags

deception, work ethic, growth hacker, web apps, perfect job, growth hackers, do nothing, work from home

Official transcript

Wally: We need a "growth hacker"

for our web apps. I think I'd be perfect for that job. Boss: I've heard of growth hackers, but I have no idea what they do all day. You could do nothing and I wouldn't know the difference. Wally: And I could work from home.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED A "GROWTH HACKER" FOR OUR WEB APPS. I THINK I'D BE PERFECT FOR THAT JOB.

I'VE HEARD OF GROWTH HACKERS, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO ALL DAY.

YOU COULD DO NOTHING AND I WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

AND I COULD WORK FROM HOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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