Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th July 2014

Dilbert//9218, first published twelve years ago on Friday 11th July 2014

Tags

engineers, work ethic, personal lifestley engineer, career advice, work and leisure, hours per week, ideal means

Official transcript

Woman: What kind of engineer are you? Wally: I'm a personal lifestyle engineer. I engineer my career to achieve an ideal balance of work and leisure. Woman: How many hours per week do you work? Wally: I don't think you know what "ideal"

means.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT KIND OF ENGINEER ARE YOU?

I'M A PERSONAL LIFESTYLE ENGINEER.

I ENGINEER MY CAREER TO ACHIEVE AN IDEAL BALANCE OF WORK AND LEISURE.

HOW MANY HOURS PER WEEK DO YOU WORK?

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT "IDEAL" MEANS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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