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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th July 2014

Dilbert//9222, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 15th July 2014


Tags

business ethics, takes picture, flash spot, vision, place ads, little spot, huge personal violation, your privacy


Official transcript

CEO: When someone takes your picture, the flash spot stays in your vision for a few seconds. I want you to figure out how to place ads on that little spot. Dilbert: That would be a huge personal violation. CEO: Bah! You said the same thing when we took your privacy.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHEN SOMEONE TAKES YOUR PICTURE, THE FLASH SPOT STAYS IN YOUR VISION FOR A FEW SECONDS.

I WANT YOU TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLACE ADS ON THAT LITTLE SPOT.

THAT WOULD BE A HUGE PERSONAL VIOLATION.

BAH! YOU SAID THE SAME THING WHEN WE TOOK YOUR PRIVACY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Personal Violation"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a character named Dilbert, who is depicted as a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive appearance.
  • The strip begins with Dilbert being asked to place ads on a small spot on his picture, which he finds to be a significant personal violation.
  • He expresses his concern to his boss, who dismisses his concerns and tells him that it's just a minor issue.
  • Dilbert is shocked by his boss's response and feels that it's a huge personal violation.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert looking uncomfortable and unsure of what to do next.

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