Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th July 2014

Dilbert//9221, first published twelve years ago on Monday 14th July 2014

Tags

money, rich people, being rich, income inequality, happy, networth, thousand times, 800 times, net worth

Official transcript

Dogbert: I like a lot of things about being rich, but I like the income inequality the best. It makes me happy to know that my net worth is about a thousand times more than yours. Dilbert: It's actually closer to 800 times my net worth. Dogbert: You ruined it!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT BEING RICH, BUT I LIKE THE INCOME INEQUALITY THE BEST.

IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW THAT MY NET WORTH IS ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES MORE THAN YOURS.

IT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER TO 800 TIMES MY NET WORTH.

YOU RUINED IT!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Joy of Net Worth"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's fascination with his net worth, which he believes is a thousand times more than his friend's.
• However, his friend points out that Dilbert's net worth is actually closer to 800 times his own, implying that Dilbert's perception is skewed.
• The punchline comes when Dilbert exclaims, "You ruined it!", suggesting that his friend has shattered his illusion of superiority.

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