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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th July 2014

Dilbert//9224, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 17th July 2014


Tags

honesty, honest assessment, leadership, stabbed, angry clown, drwoning, septic tank, heard of honesty


Official transcript

Boss: I want you to give me an honest assessment of my leadership.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME AN HONEST ASSESSMENT OF MY LEADERSHIP.

THIRTY MINUTES LATER ... LIKE BEING STABBED BY AN ANGRY CLOWN WHILE DROWNING IN A SEPTIC TANK.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF HONESTY?

IT'S TERRIBLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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