Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th July 2014

Dilbert//9225, first published twelve years ago on Friday 18th July 2014

Tags

laziness, money, billion dollars, stop working, self defeating

Official transcript

Dilbert: If you made a billion dollars, would you stop working? Wally: How would I make a billion dollars? Dilbert: You would have to start working. Wally: It seems sort of self-defeating.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU MADE A BILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU STOP WORKING?

HOW WOULD I MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS?

YOU WOULD HAVE TO START WORKING.

IT SEEMS SORT OF SELF- DEFEATING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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