Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th July 2014

Dilbert//9226, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 19th July 2014

Tags

thinking, secret to success, keeping things simple, absolute, realtive, alternatives

Official transcript

Boss: The secret to success is keeping things simple. Dilbert: Do you mean simple in an absolute sense or relative to the alternatives? Boss: It depends on the situation. Dilbert: Sounds complicated.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS KEEPING THINGS SIMPLE.

DO YOU MEAN SIMPLE IN AN ABSOLUTE SENSE OR RELATIVE TO THE ALTERNATIVES?

IT DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION.

SOUNDS COMPLICATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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