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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st July 2014

Dilbert//9228, first published twelve years ago on Monday 21st July 2014


Tags

obliviousness, thinking, decisions, unsupported belife, paraphrase incorrectly


Official transcript

CEO: Spare me the tedious technical details. I make my decisions based on the people involved. Dilbert: So you replaced your unsupported belief that you could spot winning projects with an unsupported belief that you can identify winning people? CEO: Stop making it sound dumb! Dilbert: Should I try paraphrasing it incorrectly?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SPARE ME THE TEDIOUS TECHNICAL DETAILS. I MAKE MY DECISIONS BASED ON THE PEOPLE INVOLVED.

SO YOU REPLACED YOUR UNSUPPORTED BELIEF THAT YOU COULD SPOT WINNING PROJECTS WITH AN UNSUPPORTED BELIEF THAT YOU CAN IDENTIFY WINNING PEOPLE?

STOP MAKING IT SOUND DUMB!

SHOULD I TRY PARAPHRASING IT INCORRECTLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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