Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd July 2014

Dilbert//9229, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 22nd July 2014

Tags

ignorance (knowledge), magic, thinking, incomplete data, intuition and epxerince, make decision, magical thinking, fixes ignorance

Official transcript

Boss: We have incomplete data, so I'll need to use my intuition and experience to make the decision. Dilbert: Because magical thinking fixes ignorance? Boss: Hush! I think I have something. Dilbert: I think so, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE INCOMPLETE DATA, SO I'LL NEED TO USE MY INTUITION AND EXPERIENCE TO MAKE THE DECISION.

BECAUSE MAGICAL THINKING FIXES IGNORANCE?

HUSH!

I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING.

I THINK SO TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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