Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th July 2014

Dilbert//9231, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 24th July 2014

Tags

cruelty, project, behind schedule, dark fast, death, die, medical

Official transcript

Boss: Your project is behind schedule. Is there any to finish sooner? Alice: Well, in the long run, we all die, so you could die right now and get to your endpoint faster. Boss: You went dark fast. Alice: I had that one in the hopper.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PROJECT IS BEHIND SCHEDULE.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO FINISH SOONER?

WELL, IN THE LONG RUN, WE ALL DIE, SO YOU COULD DIE RIGHT NOW AND GET TO YOUR ENDPOINT FASTER.

YOU WENT DARK FAST.

I HAD THAT ONE IN THE HOPPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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