Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th July 2014

Dilbert//9232, first published twelve years ago on Friday 25th July 2014

Tags

banquets, senior vice president, technology awards banquet

Official transcript

Boss: I have you seated next to our senior vice president at the technology awards banquet. Dilbert: Because you hate me? Boss: No, it's because I hate him. Dilbert: This is making me very unhappy. Boss: Don't peak too soon. Wait for the banquet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE YOU SEATED NEXT TO OUR SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AT THE TECHNOLOGY AWARDS BANQUET.

BECAUSE YOU HATE ME?

NO, IT'S BECAUSE I HATE HIM.

THIS IS MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY.

DONT PEAK TOO SOON.

WAIT FOR THE BANQUET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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