Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th July 2014

Dilbert//9232, first published twelve years ago on Friday 25th July 2014

Tags

banquets, senior vice president, technology awards banquet

Official transcript

Boss: I have you seated next to our senior vice president at the technology awards banquet. Dilbert: Because you hate me? Boss: No, it's because I hate him. Dilbert: This is making me very unhappy. Boss: Don't peak too soon. Wait for the banquet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE YOU SEATED NEXT TO OUR SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AT THE TECHNOLOGY AWARDS BANQUET.

BECAUSE YOU HATE ME?

NO, IT'S BECAUSE I HATE HIM.

THIS IS MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY.

DONT PEAK TOO SOON.

WAIT FOR THE BANQUET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hate Me?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and frustration with his corporate job. In this strip, he is seated next to his senior vice president at a technology awards banquet. The conversation begins with the vice president asking Dilbert if he hates him, to which Dilbert responds, "No, it's because I hate him." The vice president then asks Dilbert to wait for the banquet, implying that he is not ready to speak yet. Dilbert replies, "Don't peak too soon. Wait for the banquet."

Key Points:

• Dilbert is seated next to his senior vice president at a technology awards banquet.
• The vice president asks Dilbert if he hates him, and Dilbert responds sarcastically.
• The vice president asks Dilbert to wait for the banquet, implying that he is not ready to speak yet.
• Dilbert replies with a witty comment about not wanting to peak too soon.

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's sarcastic humor and frustration with his corporate job. The conversation between Dilbert and his senior vice president is humorous and relatable, highlighting the challenges of working in a corporate environment.

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