Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th July 2014

Dilbert//9236, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 29th July 2014

Tags

avarice, business ethics, stock market, stock split, dumb stock holders, fantastic prodcuts, money

Official transcript

CEO: The board has voted to do a stock split. It came down to a choice between creating fantastic products or attracting dumber stockholders. One of those two things is easy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BOARD HAS VOTED TO DO A STOCK SPLIT.

IT CAME DOWN TO A CHOICE BETWEEN CREATING FANTASTIC PRODUCTS OR ATTRACTING DUMBER STOCKHOLDERS.

ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS IS EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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