Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th July 2014

Dilbert//9237, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 30th July 2014

Tags

engineers, relations between the sexes, silicon valley startup, socially awkward, seen a woman, four years, scalable architecture

Official transcript

Boss: We bought a Silicon Valley start-up just to get the engineers. Be gentle with them. They're socially awkward and they haven't seen a woman in four years. Coworker: Who's up for a debate about scalable architecture followed by some spawning.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE BOUGHT A SILICON VALLEY STARTUP JUST TO GET THE ENGINEERS.

BE GENTLE WITH THEM.

THEY'RE SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND THEY HAVENT SEEN A WOMAN IN FOUR YEARS.

WHO'S UP FOR A DEBATE ABOUT SCALABLE ARCHITECTURE FOLLOWED BY SOME SPAWNING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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