Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th August 2014

Dilbert//9242, first published twelve years ago on Monday 4th August 2014

Tags

pessimism, start up idea, pivoting, optimisim, enthusiam, doomed

Official transcript

Dilbert: I have an idea for a start-up. Dogbert: You're doomed. Dilbert: Maybe the first idea won't work, but I'll keep pivoting until something does. Dogbert: You're doomed. Dilbert: The most important thing is that I need to keep my optimism and enthusiasm high. Dogbert: You're doomed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A STARTUP.

YOU'RE DOOMED.

MAYBE THE FIRST IDEA WON'T WORK, BUT I'LL KEEP PIVOTING UNTIL SOMETHING DOES.

YOU'RE DOOMED.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I NEED TO KEEP MY OPTIMISM AND ENTHUSIASM HIGH.

YOU'RE DOOMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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