Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd August 2014

Dilbert//9241, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 3rd August 2014

Tags

venture capitalists, reputation of the angel, angel investors, skill of engineers, huge raise, big chicken

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you know what venture capitalists care about when they make investment decisions?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU KNOW WHAT VENTURE CAPITALISTS CARE ABOUT WHEN THEY MAKE INVESTMENT DECISIONS?

THEY CARE ABOUT THE REPUTATION OF THE ANGEL INVESTORS WHO ALREADY PUT MONEY IN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ANGEL INVESTORS CARE ABOUT?

THEY CARE ABOUT THE SKILL OF THE ENGINEERS.

THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A HUGE RAISE OR ELSE I'LL QUIT AND DO MY OWN STARTUP.

GO AHEAD, YOU BIG CHICKEN.

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE POOR!

HA HA HA!!!

THAT WAS HARSH.

AND YET YOU DIDN'T RESIGN.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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