Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th August 2014
Dilbert//9248, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 10th August 2014
Tags
any penalty, big trouble, idiotic plan, imperfect plan, leading by example, perfect plan
Open source transcript
IT'S BETTER TO EXECUTE AN IMPERFECT PLAN TODAY THAN A PERFECT PLAN NEXT WEEK.
YAY! WE'RE FREE FROM ANY PENALTY IF WE DO THINGS WRONG!
UM, NO.
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE STILL IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG.
AND I'M ALSO IN BIG TROUBLE IF I TAKE LONGER TO DO THINGS RIGHT?
YES.
OKAY, I GET IT. YOUR PLAN IS IDIOTIC, BUT WE SHOULD DO IT ANYWAY AND NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SAY SOMETHING SMARTER.
YOU'RE LEADING BY EXAMPLE. NICELY DONE.
WHAT OTHER DUMB THINGS SHOULD WE DO RIGHT AWAY?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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