Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th August 2014

Dilbert//9249, first published twelve years ago on Monday 11th August 2014

Tags

consumes resources, cruelty, gentle with crticism, software, soils itself, technology, tradition, useless blob, engineering

Official transcript

Coworker: Tradition requires you to disparage every technology decision made before you got involved. But please be gentle with your criticism of my software. It's like my baby. Dilbert: If you mean your software is a useless blob that consumes resources and soils itself, we are in agreement.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TRADITION REQUIRES YOU TO DISPARAGE EVERY TECHNOLOGY DECISION MADE BEFORE YOU GOT INVOLVED.

BUT PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH YOUR CRITICISM OF MY SOFTWARE. IT'S LIKE MY BABY.

IF YOU MEAN YOUR SOFTWARE IS A USELESS BLOB THAT CONSUMES RESOURCES AND SOILS ITSELF, WE ARE IN AGREEMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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