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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th August 2014

Dilbert//9254, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 16th August 2014


Tags

optimism, telephones, work ethic, prodcutive, conference call, cubicla, exhautisng


Official transcript

Boss: You don't look productive. Wally: I'm on a conference call. Boss: Maybe you should be in your cubicle listening to it. Wally: Nah. They aren't saying anything important. Boss: Maybe they will. Wally: Optimism sounds exhausting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DON'T LOOK PRODUCTIVE.

IM ON A CONFERENCE CALL.

MAYBE NAH.

YOU SHOULD THEY BE IN YOUR AREN'T CUBICLE SAYING LISTENING ANYTHING TO IT.

IMPORTANT.

MAYBE THEY WILL.

OPTIMISM SOUNDS EXHAUSTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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