Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th August 2014

Dilbert//9255, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 17th August 2014

Tags

behind schedule, obstical, projects, sound dumb, three engineers, time management skills

Official transcript

Boss: All of your projects are behind schedule.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL OF YOUR PROJECTS ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS.

LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY.

YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THE JOB OF THREE ENGINEERS...

AND THE ONLY OBSTACLE TO YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN IS MY POOR TIME MANAGEMENT?

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SOUND DUMB.

I DON'T DO IT THAT OFTEN.

BECAUSE YOU ONLY SOUND DUMB WHEN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.

AND THAT'S TOO OFTEN!

ONCE A WEEK, TOPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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