Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th August 2014

Dilbert//9257, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 19th August 2014

Tags

contracts, lawyers, porposal, incomprehensible document, complexity

Official transcript

Boss: Your proposal with the three bullet points looks good to me. I'll ask my lawyers to turn it into an incomprehensible nine-page document that introduces complexity risks for... no... reason. Can I get back to you in the year 2018? Man: Stop making me cry!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PROPOSAL WITH THE THREE BULLET POINTS LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

I'LL ASK MY LAWYERS TO TURN IT INTO AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE NINE-PAGE DOCUMENT THAT INTRODUCES COMPLEXITY RISKS FOR... NO... REASON CAN I GET BACK TO YOU IN THE YEAR 2018?

STOP MAKING ME CRY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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