Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th August 2014

Dilbert//9258, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 20th August 2014

Tags

language, lawyers, simple business deal, best work, backyard

Official transcript

Lawyer: I turned your simple business deal into a flaming pile of excrement. It's some of my best work. I don't even understand it myself. Boss: Look what just landed in your backyard. Company Lawyer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER I TURNED YOUR SIMPLE BUSINESS DEAL INTO A FLAMING PILE OF EXCREMENT.

11885 IT'S SOME OF MY BEST WORK. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF.

LOOK WHAT JUST LANDED IN YOUR BACKYARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Summary

• Title: "Flaming Pile of Excrement"
• Synopsis:
  • A company lawyer is tasked with turning a simple business deal into a "flaming pile of excrement."
  • The lawyer is successful in their task, but the client is not pleased with the result.
  • The client asks the lawyer to look at what they've done and is shocked to see the deal has been turned into a literal flaming pile of excrement.
• Humor: The comic strip uses dark humor to poke fun at the idea of lawyers being overly complicated and the absurdity of the situation.

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