Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st August 2014

Dilbert//9259, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 21st August 2014

Tags

employee fringe benefits, google, free food, bus service, massages, smart, ambitious people, earplugs

Official transcript

Ratbert: When I die, I hope to go to Google. I would spend eternity with free food, bus service, and massages. Dogbert: And you would always be around smart, ambitious people. Ratbert: That's okay. I'll bring earplugs.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I DIE, I HOPE I GO TO GOOGLE.

I WOULD SPEND ETERNITY WITH FREE FOOD, BUS SERVICE, AND MASSAGES.

AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE AROUND SMART, AMBITIOUS PEOPLE.

THAT'S OKAY.

I'LL BRING EARPLUGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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