Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th August 2014

Dilbert//9262, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 24th August 2014

Tags

programming skills, next hire, python, java, php, solve, ignorance problems, gap in knowledge, string theory, graviton

Official transcript

Boss; What programming skills should I be looking for in our next home?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT PROGRAMMING SKILLS SHOULD I BE LOOKING FOR IN OUR NEXT HIRE?

JQUERY, RUBY, HTML5, PYTHON, JAVA, PHP, AND, OF COURSE, C++.

MAYBE YOU COULD WRITE THOSE DOWN.

SURE.

THAT SHOULD TOTALLY SOLVE YOUR IGNORANCE PROBLEM.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER GAPS IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE THAT I CAN FIX BY WRITING THINGS DOWN?

HOW ABOUT STRING THEORY?

I CAN EXPLAIN THAT IN A FEW WORDS.

GRAVITON. ..

SUPERSYMMETRY...

PERTURBATION.

M-THEORY.

I KNOW STRING THEORY NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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