Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th August 2014

Dilbert//9263, first published twelve years ago on Monday 25th August 2014

Tags

died years ago, exoskeleton project, inventions, obliviousness, taking bones

Official transcript

Boss: This is Barry. He has been working on our exoskeleton project for five years. Dilbert: Evidently Barry died years ago, and his exoskeleton keeps taking his bones to meetings. Boss: In my defense, that is only obvious after you say it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS BARRY. HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON OUR EXOSKELETON PROJECT FOR FIVE YEARS.

EVIDENTLY BARRY, DIED YEARS AGO, AND HIS EXOSKELETON KEEPS TAKING HIS BONES TO MEETINGS.

IN MY DEFENSE, THAT IS ONLY OBVIOUS AFTER YOU SAY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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