Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th August 2014

Dilbert//9264, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 26th August 2014

Tags

work ethic, great team, great results, inexperienced intern, useless guy, corpse, exoskeleton, conflicts with plan

Official transcript

Dilbert: Experts say you need a great team to get great results. We're going to prove them wrong because our team is an inexperienced intern, a useless guy, a corps in an exoskeleton and me. Wally: That conflicts with my plan to prove the experts right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY YOU NEED A GREAT TEAM TO GET GREAT RESULTS.

WE'RE GOING TO PROVE THEM WRONG BECAUSE OUR TEAM IS AN INEXPERIENCED INTERN, USELESS GUY, A CORPSE IN AN EXOSKELETON AND ME.

THAT CONFLICTS WITH MY PLAN TO PROVE THE EXPERTS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Experts Say You Need a Great Team to Get Great Results."

Summary:

The comic strip follows the character Dilbert as he navigates a meeting with his team. The experts emphasize the importance of a great team for achieving excellent results. However, Dilbert's team consists of an inexperienced intern, a useless guy, a corpse in an exoskeleton, and himself.

Dilbert expresses his concerns about the team's qualifications, stating that conflicts arise when trying to prove their expertise. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with an unconventional team and the difficulties of meeting expectations despite the team's limitations.

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