Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th August 2014

Dilbert//9264, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 26th August 2014

Tags

work ethic, great team, great results, inexperienced intern, useless guy, corpse, exoskeleton, conflicts with plan

Official transcript

Dilbert: Experts say you need a great team to get great results. We're going to prove them wrong because our team is an inexperienced intern, a useless guy, a corps in an exoskeleton and me. Wally: That conflicts with my plan to prove the experts right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY YOU NEED A GREAT TEAM TO GET GREAT RESULTS.

WE'RE GOING TO PROVE THEM WRONG BECAUSE OUR TEAM IS AN INEXPERIENCED INTERN, USELESS GUY, A CORPSE IN AN EXOSKELETON AND ME.

THAT CONFLICTS WITH MY PLAN TO PROVE THE EXPERTS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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