Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd September 2014

Dilbert//9271, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 2nd September 2014

Tags

adequate, avoid contact, dance, pride, sing, you are lame, rhythm, happy

Official transcript

Dilbert: Now, I give you the dance of the adequate. I am adequate, yes, I am. Oooh, so adequate. As long as I avoid contact with others. Dogbert: You are so lame!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW, I GIVE YOU THE DANCE OF THE ADEQUATE.

I AM ADEQUATE, YES, I AM . OOOH, SO ADEQUATE AS LONG AS I AVOID CONTACT WITH OTHERS.

YOU ARE LAME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "You Are Lame!" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace life.

Panel 1: Dilbert approaches someone and says, "Now, I give you the dance of the adequate." He then proceeds to perform a awkward dance, accompanied by music notes.

Panel 2: The other person responds, "I am adequate, yes, I am... ooooh, so adequate." Dilbert continues to dance, emphasizing his point.

Panel 3: As the music ends, Dilbert declares, "As long as I avoid contact with others, you are lame!" The final panel shows Dilbert triumphantly holding up his fist, with the words "YOU ARE LAME!" written above him.

Summary: The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the idea that being adequate is not enough in today's society. Dilbert's dance and declaration highlight the absurdity of trying to stand out in a crowd, and the importance of embracing one's individuality.

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