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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd September 2014

Dilbert//9271, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 2nd September 2014


Tags

adequate, avoid contact, dance, pride, sing, you are lame, rhythm, happy


Official transcript

Dilbert: Now, I give you the dance of the adequate. I am adequate, yes, I am. Oooh, so adequate. As long as I avoid contact with others. Dogbert: You are so lame!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW, I GIVE YOU THE DANCE OF THE ADEQUATE.

I AM ADEQUATE, YES, I AM . OOOH, SO ADEQUATE AS LONG AS I AVOID CONTACT WITH OTHERS.

YOU ARE LAME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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