Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd September 2014

Dilbert//9272, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 3rd September 2014

Tags

apathy, dangerously incompetent, last day of work, lazy, software, tell everyone, train, unwarranted confidence, engineering

Official transcript

Coworker: This is my last day of work, so I won't have time to completely train you on the software. But I can show you enough to give you unwarranted confidence, when you should be feeling dangerously incompetent. Dilbert: That sounds worse than doing nothing. Coworker: Before I leave, I'll tell everyone you're lazy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS MY LAST DAY OF WORK, SO I WONT HAVE TIME TO COMPLETELY TRAIN YOU ON THE SOFTWARE.

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU UNWARRANTED CONFIDENCE, WHEN YOU SHOULD BE FEELING DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT.

THAT SOUNDS WORSE THAN DOING NOTHING.

BEFORE I LEAVE, I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE LAZY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Last Day of Work"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk on his last day of work. He is shown to be unprepared for the transition, as he has not trained anyone on the software he uses. In a humorous exchange with his coworker, Dilbert reveals that he has been feeling "dangerously incompetent" and is relieved to be leaving.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's lack of preparedness for leaving his job
• His admission of feeling "dangerously incompetent"
• The humorous tone of the comic strip
• The use of Dilbert's signature style and character design

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of employees feeling unprepared for their departure from a company, and the humor comes from Dilbert's deadpan delivery and the absurdity of the situation.

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