Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd September 2014

Dilbert//9272, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 3rd September 2014

Tags

apathy, dangerously incompetent, last day of work, lazy, software, tell everyone, train, unwarranted confidence, engineering

Official transcript

Coworker: This is my last day of work, so I won't have time to completely train you on the software. But I can show you enough to give you unwarranted confidence, when you should be feeling dangerously incompetent. Dilbert: That sounds worse than doing nothing. Coworker: Before I leave, I'll tell everyone you're lazy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS MY LAST DAY OF WORK, SO I WONT HAVE TIME TO COMPLETELY TRAIN YOU ON THE SOFTWARE.

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU UNWARRANTED CONFIDENCE, WHEN YOU SHOULD BE FEELING DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT.

THAT SOUNDS WORSE THAN DOING NOTHING.

BEFORE I LEAVE, I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE LAZY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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