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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th September 2014

Dilbert//9273, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 4th September 2014


Tags

apathy, complaining, dump, speak mind, coffe mug, demand id, opinion, victory lap


Official transcript

Exit Interview

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EXIT INTERVIEW HEH-HEH. I AM GOING TO SPEAK MY MIND AND DUMP ON EVERYONE.

GIVE ME YOUR I.D.

AND GET OUT. IF ANYONE WANTED YOUR OPINION I WOULD HAVE PAID YOU ENOUGH TO STAY.

SO MUCH FOR MY VICTORY LAP.

YOU FORGOT YOUR MUG!

ZIP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Exit Interview"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts an employee's exit interview, where he is asked to provide his ID and opinions on his time at the company. However, he is more interested in getting out of the meeting quickly and leaves his ID behind.

Key Elements:

  • The employee is eager to leave the meeting and forgets his ID.
  • The interviewer asks for the employee's ID and opinions, but he is not interested in sharing them.
  • The employee's response is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of sarcasm.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the often-formal and serious nature of exit interviews.

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