Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th September 2014

Dilbert//9284, first published twelve years ago on Monday 15th September 2014

Tags

employees, managers & supervisors, power (social sciences), boss, emplyee, team members, decisions, all equal, saprtacus, business

Official transcript

Boss: I dislike the words "boss"

and "employee."

From now on, we are all "team members."

I'll be the team member that makes the decisions and gets paid the most. You'll be the team members I punish when things go wrong. Dilbert: But otherwise we are all equal? Boss: Whoa! Calm down, Spartacus.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISLIKE THE WORDS "BOSS" AND "EMPLOYEE." FROM NOW ON, WE ARE ALL "TEAM MEMBERS." I'LL BE THE TEAM MEMBER THAT MAKES THE DECISIONS AND GETS PAID THE MOST.

YOULL BE THE TEAM MEMBERS I PUNISH WHEN THINGS GO WRONG.

BUT OTHERWISE WE ARE ALL EQUAL?

WHOA!

CALM DOWN, SPARTACUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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