Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th September 2014

Dilbert//9285, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 16th September 2014

Tags

choosing, wages, scientific reaserch, happiness, more money, renounce science, el gato diablo, psychology, money

Official transcript

Catbert: According to scientific research, your happiness will not increase if you make more money. Therefore, I can only authorize a raise for you if you renounce science. Say it! Say you renounce science! Dilbert: El gato diablo!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH, YOUR HAPPINESS WILL NOT INCREASE IF YOU MAKE MORE MONEY.

THEREFORE, I CAN ONLY AUTHORIZE A RAISE FOR YOU IF YOU RENOUNCE SCIENCE.

SAY IT!

SAY YOU RENOUNCE SCIENCE!

EL GATO DIABLO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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