Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st September 2014

Dilbert//9290, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 21st September 2014

Tags

deception, executives, ignorance, money, powerpoint, project unicron, progress, style, substitute for subsatnce, worker bee, executives rspond, clouds, dollar signs, slow clap

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAKE A POWERPOINT DECK SHOWING OUR PROGRESS ON PROJECT UNICORN.

THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY PROGRESS.

THAT'S OKAY. USE A LARGE FONT.

STYLE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SUBSTANCE.

YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A WORKER BEE.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR SUBSTANCE WHEN YOU'RE AT THE TOP.

EXECUTIVES ONLY RESPOND TO FAMILIAR COLORS AND SHAPES.

CLOUDS, DOLLAR SIGNS... THAT SORT OF THING.

.. AND IN CONCLUSION.

COME ON SLOW CLAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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