Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st September 2014
Dilbert//9290, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 21st September 2014
Tags
deception, executives, ignorance, money, powerpoint, project unicron, progress, style, substitute for subsatnce, worker bee, executives rspond, clouds, dollar signs, slow clap
Official transcript
Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Interview
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MAKE A POWERPOINT DECK SHOWING OUR PROGRESS ON PROJECT UNICORN.
THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY PROGRESS.
THAT'S OKAY. USE A LARGE FONT.
STYLE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SUBSTANCE.
YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A WORKER BEE.
THERE'S NO TIME FOR SUBSTANCE WHEN YOU'RE AT THE TOP.
EXECUTIVES ONLY RESPOND TO FAMILIAR COLORS AND SHAPES.
CLOUDS, DOLLAR SIGNS... THAT SORT OF THING.
.. AND IN CONCLUSION.
COME ON SLOW CLAP.
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Project Unicorn"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around a team of executives discussing their progress on "Project Unicorn." The conversation is marked by a series of humorous exchanges, showcasing the executives' lack of understanding of the project's goals and their tendency to prioritize style over substance.
Key Exchanges:
- One executive suggests creating a PowerPoint deck to demonstrate their progress, but another points out that they haven't made any progress.
- A third executive defends the use of a large font, stating that "style is not a substitute for substance."
- The team then discusses the importance of familiar colors and shapes, with one executive concluding that "clouds, dollar signs... that sort of thing" are sufficient.
- The final panel shows the team presenting their findings, with one executive declaring, "Come on, slow clap."
Themes:
- The comic strip pokes fun at the tendency of executives to prioritize style over substance.
- It also highlights the challenges of communicating complex ideas effectively, particularly in a business setting.
Tone:
- The comic strip is written in a humorous and satirical tone, using irony and exaggeration to comment on the absurdities of corporate culture.
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