Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd September 2014

Dilbert//9291, first published twelve years ago on Monday 22nd September 2014

Donuts 'N Vodka

Tags

cognitive control, hiring, job interview, self control, temptation, prediction of success, donut, laptop, bottle vodka, resist

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR EXPERIENCE IS IMPRESSIVE, BUT A BETTER PREDICTOR OF SUCCESS IS YOUR COGNITIVE CONTROL.

I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR TEN MINUTES WITH A DONUT, A LAPTOP FULL OF INAPPROPRIATE VIDEOS, AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA. TRY TO RESIST THEM.

YEE-HA!

MMM- MM!

DO NOT GO IN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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