Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Dilbert//9292, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Engineering

Tags

engineers, hiring, negativity, personality tests, resumes, special algorithms, personality, stupidity, engineering, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE LOOKS AT RSUMES ANYMORE.

NOW WE USE SPECIAL ALGORITHMS TO SEE WHERE YOUR PERSONALITY FITS IN OUR CULTURE.

THAT PROCESS SOUNDS LIKE A STEAMING PILE OF STUPIDITY THAT WILL BEAT ITSELF TO DEATH IN A FEW YEARS.

I'LL START YOU IN ENGINEERING. YOULL FIT RIGHT IN.

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