Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Dilbert//9292, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Engineering

Tags

engineers, hiring, negativity, personality tests, resumes, special algorithms, personality, stupidity, engineering, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE LOOKS AT RSUMES ANYMORE.

NOW WE USE SPECIAL ALGORITHMS TO SEE WHERE YOUR PERSONALITY FITS IN OUR CULTURE.

THAT PROCESS SOUNDS LIKE A STEAMING PILE OF STUPIDITY THAT WILL BEAT ITSELF TO DEATH IN A FEW YEARS.

I'LL START YOU IN ENGINEERING. YOULL FIT RIGHT IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Future of Resumes"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man sitting at a desk, looking at his resume with a red cat-like creature. The man is concerned that no one looks at resumes anymore and that special algorithms are used to determine where personality fits in the culture. The creature responds by saying that the process sounds like a steaming pile of stupidity that will beat itself to death in a few years. The man then asks the creature to start him in engineering, and the creature agrees. The comic strip is humorous and satirical, commenting on the current state of job applications and the use of technology in the hiring process.

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