Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th September 2014

Dilbert//9296, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 27th September 2014

Tags

analogies, creativity, haters, ideas, trapped ideas, attract haters, zombies to fish syicks, analogy, great ideas

Official transcript

Dilbert: My best ideas are trapped in my head. Whenever I voice my ideas, I attract haters like zombies to fish sticks. Wally: IS that analogy one of your great ideas? Dilbert: I don't like the way you asked that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BEST IDEAS ARE TRAPPED IN MY HEAD.

WHENEVER I VOICE MY IDEAS, I ATTRACT HATERS LIKE ZOMBIES TO FISH STICKS.

IS THAT ANALOGY ONE OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS?

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ASKED THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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