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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th September 2014

Dilbert//9296, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 27th September 2014


Tags

analogies, creativity, haters, ideas, trapped ideas, attract haters, zombies to fish syicks, analogy, great ideas


Official transcript

Dilbert: My best ideas are trapped in my head. Whenever I voice my ideas, I attract haters like zombies to fish sticks. Wally: IS that analogy one of your great ideas? Dilbert: I don't like the way you asked that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BEST IDEAS ARE TRAPPED IN MY HEAD.

WHENEVER I VOICE MY IDEAS, I ATTRACT HATERS LIKE ZOMBIES TO FISH STICKS.

IS THAT ANALOGY ONE OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS?

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ASKED THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Attraction of Haters"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, engaging in a conversation with another character. The conversation revolves around the idea that Dilbert's best ideas are often trapped in his head.

  • Dilbert: "My best ideas are trapped in my head."
  • Other Character: "Whenever I voice my ideas, I attract haters like zombies to fish sticks."
  • Dilbert: "Is that analogy one of your great ideas?"
  • Other Character: "I don't like the way you asked that."

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of sharing innovative ideas and the potential backlash from others. It pokes fun at the idea that some people may be hesitant to share their ideas due to fear of criticism or rejection.

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