Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th September 2014

Dilbert//9297, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 28th September 2014

Tags

bird poop, cars, incentives, mass transit, punishment, worst employee of the month, special parking spot, big tree, every bird, firemans axe, wallow in shame, incentives dont work

Official transcript

Boss: You've been named worst employee of the month. The honor comes with a special parking spot. It's under the big tree that every bird in the county uses as a restroom. By the end of the day, you'll need a fireman's axe just to find the door handle. As you chop your way toward the inner core that is your car, think about how you could have worked harder this month. You'll probably draw a crowd in the parking lot so remember to wallow in your shame. Wally: I take mass transit to work. Boss: Incentives don't work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUVE BEEN NAMED WORST EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

THE HONOR COMES WITH A SPECIAL PARKING SPOT.

IT'S UNDER THE BIG TREE THAT EVERY BIRD IN THE COUNTY USES AS A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

BY THE END OF THE DAY, YOULL NEED A FIREMAN'S AXE JUST TO FIND THE DOOR HANDLE.

AS YOU CHOP YOUR WAY TOWARD THE INNER CORE THAT IS YOUR CAR, THINK ABOUT HOW YOU COULD HAVE WORKED HARDER THIS MONTH.

YOULL PROBABLY DRAW A CROWD IN THE PARKING LOT SO REMEMBER TO WALLOW IN YOUR SHAME.

I TAKE MASS TRANSIT TO WORK.

INCENTIVES DON'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Employee of the Month"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around the employee of the month being named as the "worst employee of the month".
• The employee is honored with a special parking spot under a tree that serves as a public restroom.
• The employee is instructed to take mass transit to work, but is not provided with any incentives.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of employee recognition and rewards.

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